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when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
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first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
instead of making witnesses swear on the bible in court they should just have you say “tbh” before giving your testimony
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